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"...Shiny, Shiny, Shiny Pants of Spandex?." I'm pretty sure that what Lou was singing.

Anyhoo, so I'm away to Oz for a wee holiday in November and I decided to get some new swimming trunks cause that's what you do there, eh?

I've always been a surfboard longshorts kinda swimming trunk kinda guy but this year? This year I'm in mid-life crisis mode and I've bought a pair of budgie smugglers.

Well, if the lassies have to wear unforgiving figure-hugging attire (which I can assure you they do ;), it's only fair if I make the effort too, no?

Yep, hearing lots of 'no's there.

Well, I'm no listening.