To: Government Of Dumbbells

Dear GOD,

I appreciate that you are busy, but I would appreciate it if you could just spare a moment to read over my comments.

Lately I get the feeling my patience and strength are being tested to see where they will break. When I think I have things under control, another avalanche of things come down on me. If I am honest and I hope that you will agree, I think I have risen to these challenges pretty well indeed.

I have stood up for my principles, been happy for others who got something I'd love to have, given up my time and energy for others when it would have been far easier not to and also tried to be happy and thankful for what I have.

I felt sure that now I had survived some intensive training, I might get some time to recover before the next session... then tonight the dumbbells became to much and I was temporarily flattened.

I don't mind, I will continue to try my best and meet these challenges head on, but my only question is... why? just.... why?

Thanks and I look forward to hearing from you,

Shaun