'Sometimes the most urgent thing..

...you can do is take a complete rest'

Needed one, Munich, work and a heavy Friday night, need to relax.

The best way to ensure that happens is to put your trainers into a washing machine 3 days prior and then forget to take them out and put paper in them, the end result is footwear that looks like a pixie with size 12 feet has lent them

I think I'll stay on the sofa!