emergency pumpkin anus blip

This is one of the pumpers I bought yesterday. I bought a small tasty red one and this one. I had a conversation like this:
me(holding a small pumpkin) : These taste nice. I'm getting one
jim (pointing to anuskin):why are you getting that one?
me:It's got a colourful bumhole
jim (pointing to small pumpkin): just get that one


You can tell from this photo that I am not to be separated from a pumpkin with stripy hemorrhoids, oh no.