Grandad...

...to my Nikon DSLR. I was over at a well-known camera shop in Morningside getting my camera looked at for a fault, only for it to behave perfectly when I was trying to demonstrate the problem. Maybe it saw all the old gear on display and thought it was going to join them. The bloke said he can't do anything until he sees the problem. So I'll just have to bash on until it explodes or something, and I can show the wreckage to the repairman.

I took this example of Nikon's first SLR while admiring the shop.