Doctor Rob
A breather from Slanguage.
This doctor's bag was bought in Newburgh on Ythan, wherein resides Talpa, about 20 years ago. The previous owner had/has the initials JAG, which somehow seems appropriate if you speak or understand Jockanese. :-)
It ties into a little situation I found myself in one evening at a dinner. This is an abbreviated version of what happened, but is absolutely true.
The boss had taken me to a pukka dinner, only I was wearing a full body and one leg cast, following spinal surgery, which was concealed by a hired oversized dinner suit and cummabund. I had to stand at the bar as it was impossible to sit. The finance director approached with his wife in tow and said, "Oh hello, you must be Elaine's little man who does."
I told him that my present situation had allowed me to almost finish my PHD; this set him back a bit so he asked, "What PHD?"
"Theoretical Gynaecology."
All the ladies were instantly amazed, the blokes were choking and numb nuts could not help himself but ask, "What does a theoretical gynaecologist do?"
"It's rather simple really, I tend to look at ladies, such as your wife, and wonder what it's like to get in her knickers."
Explosion of mirth, he disappeared, wife in tow and I never bought another drink all night. The boss nearly flayed me but did give me a big careful hug.
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