Grape Expectations

Dinner this evening was spent in the company of Mum, Dad, my brother and my sister. After desert, cheese and biscuits were bought out with grapes. Now I'm not a very fast eater and, until tonight, I've always felt the benefits of my laid back consumption. I never have indigestion and I never overeat.

This evening, however, my snail paced eating meant I lost out - as today's blip testifies. Joining the cheese and biscuit round late, I cut a piece of cheese for my first cracker and was told I could "finish off the grapes".

Cue hysterical laughing.