Orphan/Aged

Where did they go?

I thought that the Internet was the repository of most human knowledge, both true and false.

I thought that my parents would have at least left a mark on the cybersphere.

If only in the cemetary records.

It seems not.

Unless I, and my various siblings, are figments of our imagination, I am convinced that the Parental Pair were dragged on to, then worked, then shuffled off, this mortal coil.

Google disagrees.

Oh dear, the existential angst this will engender- if ones parents dont exist on Google, and beyond, did they really exist at all?

On the plus side, I may be the first e-macculate conception.

All Bow And Kneel!!!! The Second Coming is among you, in a package no-one ever expected.....

An aerodynamic Celtic Christ (all-mighty), red of hair and off the wall mental.

Rapture, indeed.....