A WEIRD TALE...

MERHABA MY FRIENDS

...OF THE ONE EYED HAIRY SPIDER,
WITH WINGS ON IT`S HEAD.
IT COULD FLY AND CRAWL,
EVEN PRETEND TO BE DEAD.
WITH TREMBLING HAND
YOU DARE TO FEEL,
JUST TO SEE IF IT`S REALLY REAL.
DID IT MOVED, AS YOU BEGIN TO BLUBBER,
HOW COULD IT, WHEN IT`S MADE OF RUBBER.
JUST TO BE SURE, IT GOES DOWN THE LOO,
SITTING THERE THINKING, THAT WAS A
FOOLISH THING TO DO.
AS YOU CROSSED YOUR LEGS,
KNOWING YOU NEED THE LOO.
DARE YOU LIFT THE LID TO SEE,
IF THE ONE EYED HAIRY SPIDER
HAS BEEN FLUSHED OUT TO SEA.

(Turkwords)

TURK ;)