King of New Leith

Mum's gone to.....

....not Iceland.......... but............ New York......in their 30 degree heat......for free......in British Airways Club Class ......with her pal.....til Monday night.

Howzat happen?

I really hope the first day of this today doesn't affect their pleasures (he says without a hint of schadenfreude-fuelled jealousy).

Really though, I hope they have the best time and don't forget anything from my shopping list!

And here's hoping the Scottish Commissioner for children and young people won't be investigating the case of Jacob - left alone with his Da for the weekend and 2 days either side.

The same temporary single Da that will miss Rockness and replace it with a kids' trip to the poor man's version doon the Links instead.



(BTW....Surely Heathrow to JFK in BA Club Class is gonna have some sort of big star in it? Maybe Naomi paggerin' a stewardess before gettin' arrested?)