Vampire

I see that 66 year old Pete I-hope-I-die-before-I-get-old Townshend has declared that itunes is a digital vampire. How very seasonal.

Although some people don't like Hallowe'en and want to change it.

I didn't get any guisers this year, perhaps it's my demeanour, or maybe it's because I locked all those small children in my cellar last year when they told me it was "trick or treat"

Bad weather in the USA, it's even affecting peoples' maths.