Daily Male

Who would choose a woman?
Who would choose a fling?
When you can climb a mountain
Let adventure be your thing

I read it in the Daily
I read it in the Daily
I read it in the Daily Mail

Forget affairs at fifty
And girls who swing from poles
Swim across an ocean
Take your mind off holes

I read it in the Daily
I read it in the Daily
I read it in the Daily Mail

You don't need a Porche or mistress
To keep you feeling young
Dress yourself in lycra
Have some good clean fun

I read it in the Daily
I read it in the Daily
I read it in the Daily Mail

So should I join a jolly gym?
Get myself a bike?
I think I might just do that
I know the type I'd like

I didn't read that in the Daily
I didn't read that in the Daily
I didn't read that in the Daily Mail

Daily Mail
(thanks to blouseybrown for the link she sent with her comment)