Red.

I noticed this dangling threesome of dead acer leaves while hanging out the washing. Nothing unusual about this, except the web they're dangling from is slightly above the plant meaning that the leaves must have fallen upwards! When I was a kid I stuck a lump of cheese up each nostril, I can still remember trying to convince my panicing mum that the cheese fell up there. Actually, I remember the cheese being in my nostils but I don't remember inserting it so maybe I was telling the truth.
Who knows.