She is not the messiah she is a very naughty...

DOG... Buffy is a right spoilt little princess...she is so defiant... rarely does Buffy have to go on a lead,but there are just a couple of walks that require crossing busy roads to get to the place where one can run free.... my god you would think we beat the living daylights out of her when I fasten a collar about her neck and she spies the lead... she then crouches down and huddles close to the floor looking like a thrashed and abused dog all the way to the gate where she is let off, and then as if by magic up goes the tail and ears and she is off like a rocket.Little brat.
ANYWAY she has cost me another £10 in a new harness... I don't know how the little weasel does it but she did a HOUDINI out of her harness at some stage during a walk,I was miles the other side of the field and so when she came back I had nothing to clip the lead too.... so Pepe has his harness on and BUFFY IS HARNESS-LESS... ohhhh I tell you,she looked sodding sheepish too,she kept sideways glancing at me,I swept her up muttering and she bloody knew I was ticked off,they are just like hairy four legged children.SO THIS TIME... HAHAHA HAHAHAH BUFFY YOU CANINE ESCAPEE.. THIS TIME ..I have a state of the art harness and HO FUCKING HO lets see you get out of this one.....
Watch this space.............................

Eve thinks Buffy is the best thing since sliced bread so look...... now the dog is all.. 'ha ha ha ha stupid human,this one is my protector' ....