the lady doth protest...

"Cause if you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy, that's where the sexuality is. Yeah, it's not drag queen, no; gay men have got that covered. This is male tomboy, and people do get that mixed up, they put transvestite there - no no no no! Little bit of a crowbar separation, thank you! And gay men, I think, would agree. It's male lesbian, that's really where it is, ok? Because? it's true! 'Cause most transvestites fancy girls, fancy women. So that's where it is."
Eddie Izzard

Once more outdone in the lipstick stakes.

This is one frame from a time lapse of the whole putting the make-up on scenario... can anyone recommend an easy mac-friendly bit of software so I can put all the bits together?