Mathers broughton street

Spoke to an interesting customer at work today who said she was having to move out her first floor flat as the floors were dangerous due to a previous water leak that had gone un noticed for 4 Years.

Now this begs many many questions for me, how dangerous is it? What happens if you fall through to the ground floor and end up in the bath with the bloke that lives downstairs, or your sofa squishes him while he watches the xfactor. Still being squished by a sofa might be preferable than listening to that whining Irish muppet Walsh. Still as it seems Frankie cocosa has been booted out my Lexus money is safe.

However I digress, how can a leak go un noticed for 4 years, how did the guy below not notice water dripping through his living room ceiling, what did you think that she had a tin bath in front of the fire mate and was just really clumsy when it came to emptying it.

Luckily neither party involved has any children running about, however when I had resolved her enquiry she goes "well I'm not going to jump up and down about it" I would hope not too luv, you might end up having breakfast with the bloke downstairs and not in a good way either.

The day ends and Stevie, mark and I have a pint in Mathers on the way home.

When I get home the bairn is comical and she is trying to tell me how the daddy birds find worms to feed the baby birds and that the mummy birds have to sit in the eggs and match them ( I think she means hatch). She does not a bad job considering she is three. All those hours in front of Dora the explorer must be paying dividends.

Holly and the watch manlab with James may which involves him sending a dead budgie and puddy cats ashes into the outer atmosphere.

When it comes to the crucial moment holly lets out a big comedy Noooooooooooooo and we both in perfect harmony wave at the Telly with a bye bye tommmy!

We like to call this an interactive tv experience, Connie does this very well when she is watching the cube and gets all leeds united when the contestants beat the game.

Imagine how much more fun say could be with this interactive technique. I challenge you all to try it with your chosen tv programme. So an example would be, the next time Walsh opens his mouth, you go Oi Walsh No, do you want your spanking now then, or something similar.

I'm going to form a new society for this idea as there seems to be a lack of new members for the men for primary colours movement mentioned in a previous blip. I now have teal Christmas bobbles by the way.

Also worth mentioning that Joe Frazier passed away today, the first man to beat Mohammed Ali. However, my question is this if he gets cremated, is it still appropriate to call him Smoking Joe ?