Coffee wars

No Starbucks!!! I may love your coffee but this always was and always will be a LARGE BLACK COFFEE. It is NOT a "VENTI BLACK AMERICANO"! Lah de dah! It's LARGE it's BLACK and it's COFFEE! Does what it says on the tin! Every day I ask for a large black coffee and they grab the medium size cup. Small, medium and LARGE! The war of attrition continues! Don't even get me started on small being "tall"! Rant over ;-)