i find myself jubilantly strolling around the local park with jenni

she made me a bagel for lunch

bagels are awesome; i think that if you plant a cheerio and leave it for a couple weeks, a bagel will grow
-however that's just a theory

anyway, me being my benevolent self, i decide to share my kitkat with her

society wants me to split my kitkat down the suggested guideline (lengthways)

fuck the system