Hey, you kids, get off my grasslands!

I found this poster in a rubbish bin at an allotment. I framed it and put it up in my bathroom.

I love the list of items we're instructed not to wilfully damage. It's as though it was designed by committee - or, perhaps the writer had a small child at his side reminding him of precious things not to be harmed, e.g. "What about the trees, Daddy? ...What about the gates? ...What about the flowers...Daddy?"