together again

Normally, I wouldnt carry forward a journal entry, but I had simply forgotten to write about what happened after the table build.

Connie and I settled done to watch a TV programme about transgender people, you know blokes that want to be shielas and vice versa.

However, while watching this program, one women is pictured in her bedroom and Connie comments that she doesnt like the colour. I swear that this womens bedroom is Teal. Now if you dont know the relevance of teal in this journal then youve have skipped a few entries and should backtrack a month or so and read again.

Anyways, my point of the story is that this women is saying on national TV, that she doesnt know how she is going to come out to her mum. Eh lets see, your on national TV luv, what more do you want, do you want one of those bi-planes that has the big banner flying behind it with Mum, tune into channel 4 at 9pm.

By god she was an ugly women, however when she took off her wig she was a considerably uglier man, so reckon that she made a reasonable choice given the dilema.

I got my particular kill at the scene where one of them just about to go for surgery goes Ive not go the eh balls, i mean courage to do it. hahahhahahah

Now that I have gotten that off my chest, no pun intended onto today's story.

There was a tombola stall today at work to raise money for a worthwhile charitable cause. However, Heather shouts Mark over the stall and says to him "Mark, wheres that mug that I bought you".

Mark goes "Its at home in my cupboard", except Heather goes "eh, so how come that its been donated to the tombola stall". Well, Mark bolts upstairs to where his partner sits and in front of the whole team exclaims, "what the hell is this, you donated my mug to the tombola".

The entire team was killing themselves with laughter, turns out that Aileen without Marks prior consent and knowledge had donated his mug. However, this isnt the funniest bit, after he has a big rant about it, I take out the mug from its box and it says on it "office moaner". I suppose you might have had to have been there to appreciate the humour, but everybody was laughing really hard at Marks disgust that his women had given away his mug.

I hit the gym, but cant really get motivated tonight, so I make it short and sharp, get showered and out as quick as I can.


When I get home and everybody is over for dinner, Kaye and Eric have finally been re-united from half way across the globe.

While having dinner though, Connie says that she has phoned the table people as she has found a chip in it somewhere and they are going to send out a "wood medic", I suddenly have this mental image of two medics giving the table mouth to mouth ressucitation or giving it electric shocks with the defibulator machine.

She says that she just told them that she wasnt happy and that she had to pay somebody to build it. Eh, how much did you pay me exactly to build the table. To this remark Connie says that I get paid in other ways "in kind" as it were.

Just a pity im on minimum wage really.

Dad flies out tomorrow to his mystery destination holiday that I have booked for him, but I havent told him yet where he is going, not to worry Dad cavity searches are perfectly normal where your going. Bring me back a barrell of oil or some desert sand thanks mate. Oh and try not to get kidnapped, Im a bit short of Camels for the ransom money at the moment. Look on the bright side though, it isnt Greece.