Extract from interview transcripts with Mr Weed

So Mr. Weed, you share a garden home with Mr Bill and Mr Ben. Did you see anything suspicious on the night of the 14th

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Please cooperate Mr Weed

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I hope you understand the seriousness of this matter Mr Weed. Two of your associates are dead and witnesses place you at the scene 30 minutes before the projected time of the deaths.

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I'm afraid we're going to have to take a sap sample for testing.

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Hold still Mr Weed

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You will be hearing from us Mr Weed.




So Mr. Weed, the lab results are back and traces of pottery clay that can only have come from the victims have been identified in your sap. Have you anything to say on the matter?

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