Tacky Xmas tree challenge

Our friend JaxI in Japan saw a wonderfully tacky Xmas tree and challenges us to do better.
This may not be "Bad" enough.

My head is improving, but my back is spasming over my patch.
Not as ready for the "bullet" as I was yesterday, so that's good then?

Big W had yet another op on her wrist today. Hopefully they got it right this time.
Third time lucky.
Poor Sis, hope you feel it's worked soon.