Fake Cardboard Tree

Recently my car has ventured out of the range of 'needing a good airing' through 'apologising to retching passengers' and on to 'searching for the cause of the rotting stench of death'

I even hoovered it and emptied each chubby hole and under each car seat. I made £1.20 as well.... Which I then spent on Fabreeze.

Still no improvement, so I'm currently trying Vanillaroma aka the smell of the bags of sweets my grandad used to give us when he worked at the Parrs factory, and which my dad used to hide from us under his bed.