The X Factor turns fog into red mist

Live and direct from a bar in the Hilton, Gatwick South Terminal.

Having endured a 5 hour flight in close proximity to a screaming baby we are now back at Sharm El Gatwick! Sharm El Shek is just a dream!

Engine trouble apparently, not a problem when flying, just wouldn't be able to get the plane airborne again so decided to turn back to the UK where the blokes with the spanners were.

Some people on the flight were a little concerned about crashing, death, missing connections or failing to rendezvous with their dive boats, but then I heard the girl in the seat behind me say " oh we'll at least I get to watch XFactor" Arghhhhhh!