The jetty son

Offloading a week's worth of toddler stress and anxieties.
What with the Coco Pops that have a decidedly thinner coating of second grade chocolate on them.
Toys cars that breaks down all too easily and toy car mechanics ripping you off.
Kinder Surprise surprises that get ever less surprising.
Incomplete episodes of Ben and Holly's Little Kingdom being uploaded to YouTube.
And chicken goujons that happen to be reconstituted chicken (or some other genetically manipulated bird - possibly giant starlings pumped up full of steroids) rather than hand-cut strips of juicy free range organic chicken coated in golden bread crumbs...

We threw a few stones into the bay and watched the turds of Monkstown float out to sea.