A Dog's Dinner

By G

Rainbow Chaser - Gung Hay Fat Choy!

A day of tumbling skies and big dollops of rain but look up and this happens.

The things you find part twelve:

A pigs head. Yes today, we found a complete pigs head on the beach I was going to blip it but once you've seen one pigs head you've seen them all. Now what was a pigs head doing on the beach?

1.The pig committed suicide by jumping into the sea and the body was eaten by a passing shark - unlikely.

2. Someone was re-enacting the 'Piggy dies' scene from Lord of the Flies. Given that this was Saturday morning after a Friday night and the beach is only a few hundred yards from the pub - possible.

3. Someone has slaughtered a pig, chopped it up and dumped the bits in the sea - probable, although I don't think that's quite legal mmmmmm

Anyway the sun burst through the rain and we got a rainbow - a message from the Pig God tomorrow being the first day of the Year of the Pig

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