Cheeky Chap

Out walking today and came across this little chap who was more than happy to pose for photographs,

Just to make you laugh

A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."


What kind of weather excites a pet duck? Fowl weather.


What does a Duck like to eat with soup? Quackers


What do you call a create of Ducks? A box of quackers.


Why do ducks fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.


Which side of the Duck has the most feathers? The outside!