Helpline

The cat's legless again (is there a helpline for that).

My partner goes ice skating on his own every Tuesday evening (surely there must be a helpline for that).

The children are unbearable indoors (please, there has to be a helpline for this).

I'm thinking of booking an 18-30 holiday somewhere debauched and lying about my age (I'm pretty sure there is no helpline for this).

Just your average Tuesday evening in November.

Edit: I've just posted a 'pet' blip - I definately need help.