The Three Hazards of Mizzard Lizard

Mizzas and Mizzard,
very rare Lizards,
fell out and she, in the ensuing Tizard,
gave him a wicked WHUP
then tried to eat him all up.

But she died
when he got stuck
in her Gizzard.

He staggered out
and ran about
and was AGAIN nearly eaten (you guessed),
but death was AGAIN beaten
when Mizzard Lizard hid in a Blizzard
conjured up by a Wee Wizard
who looked a bit like Eddie Izzard
though not so well dressed.

Oooooooooooooh.

(Here swoops a big Buzzard).

(Maybe he's the Third Hazard).

Oh no.