Extended Barter

Now here's the thing! Home grown lamb returns for the freezer. A very keen fisherman friend asks me to pop by and collect a 12 lb salmon which I traded for a bag-full of lamb chops. The salmon was so big however that we needed to share it with friends (who, bythe way, poached it, and early reports are of much gastronomic enjoyment!!) - they in turn happened to have had their own home grown pig rehoused in their own frozen facilities and were extremely generous in offering up a joint of said ham (see todays Blip) in exchange for said 6lb of salmon! Tup is safe and sound and entirely unaware of all the frantic trading.
Does anyone know anyone with a vineyard who might be interested in trading some fermented grape product for some of our slowly rotting potatoes??!!!