Fish

Been on to sky customer service "again" tonight to sort out my Internet. Got put through to an Indian call centre which got me wondering, if u live in India and you phone customer services go you get an English call centre????

My fish has had babies again (photo), at least something is getting a bit of "boot knocking" in my apartment.

At work one my contractors must think I am his second wife (I'm male by the way), as all I have done is moan and shout at him for the last 4 weeks. I'm waiting for the day he asks for a divorce, then I will take him for 50% of what he owns