The Jeweller.

As I speak, there are twenty women in our flat having a jewellery party. It sounds like fun with much oohing and aahing at Alice's beautiful jewellery; much wine being drunk and many lovely nibbles to be eaten.
I'm locked in the spare room with the laptop and 2 cocktail sausages to my name (childish innuendo on your part is expected).

Alice normally sells her jewellery at Covent Garden every Saturday. Very affordable and very lovely.....perfect for Xmas pressies. You won't miss her, you'll see her hat before you see her.