Tony Hart

I don't think Alexander will actually be as calming as Tony Hart. He might be a Rolf Harris though....as you see he hadn't started yet, and I couldn't really tell what it was when he'd finished. So, not far to go to be a Rolf...

The Scottish Water men came again today, and despite one of my neighbours' drains having exploded overnight, it doesn't seem to be the cause of the sewage leak. Next time they come back I'm doing their portrait - we're on first name terms now.