"Welcome to Hell...have a nice day!"

Sasha(20) regretted the day she gave up law, to work with children and animals.

This is the Build-your-own-Bear Workshop in Manchester arndale.
For years I've managed to avoid going into this place, purely, and I don't mind admitting it, through fear of the unknown. Well you'll be pleased to know, those fears have now been realized and may I also add? are totally justified!
I was dragged in by my, should know better daughter, to get a bear for her girlfriend. Why she needed me, heaven knows!
Do you know? they have little animal pelts that they fill with stuffing and, get this!..they give them a little beating heart and then you go and pick which clothes they'll wear and then name it and even..get a birth certificate. And the staff are soooooo friendly!and happy (they must be alcoholics at night to compensate) They have these jolly little bells they ring to anounce Wonderful surprises and the winner gets three cheers from the rest of us demons, shoppers!
And we all had to sing Happy birthday and give her three cheers, to little Penny. bless!

Don't get me wrong, I like chilblains children,(grilled or boiled), it's the staff I feel sorry for! Except the one that told Becky we'd been in! (surprise!!!)