The latest toy.

Weather ... ''A bit clashy.''
Gaffer ... ''A wee bit dowly.''

Consequence ... Never over the doorstep, so we tested the latest toy.

It was one of the things spotted at the St. Nicholas Fair in York.
A run-of-the-mill idea with a novel twist: it does not actually burn. We got a good whiff of the oil, Gaffer fell in love with it and it got a good test run today, how the great grey green greasy Limpopo the stone stays hot and gives off its pong defeats me, but it ran to empty and was still fairly hot.

It claims ...''Independent laboratory tests report that the Fragrance Lamp is proven to clean the air of up t0 99% of Bacteria, Dust mites and Odour particles.''

I can't swear to the validity of that, or that it will actually ''...fill the house...'' with its scent, but it easily fills a room, Gaffer likes it, I like it and it smells nice.
What more can a fellah ask?