Pene pup

Pene pup is now 6 months old, gangly, daft & cuddly.

This evening Chubby hubby & I were going to Newton Steart as hubby had a tank driving session the following day so we decided to go the night before and stay at the Bruce Hotel . Not being sure of the way, we decided to follow that lying bitch of a satnav of ours. Wrong move! the bloody thing took us on a convoluted cross country tour going through obscure places like Girvan, Maybole where our car was targated by some yobs who were chucking missiles at passing cars. Hubby wouldnt let me get out to chase them!

Finally we got to the hotel which was friendly and clean with the rooms just a little on the cool side for me (I like boiling hot rooms) We had a dram or two and went to bed but sleep eluded us due to the designation of the main street as Brans Hatch for boy bloody racers speeding up and down the flaming street and at certainly not 30 miles an hour,more like 50 or 60 miles an hour. Where were the cops I ask? not parked on the Queen st thats for sure, then to add to that motoring hilarity the local worthies (mostly females by the sounds) were rampaging up and down screaming and cussing. It finally got quiet by about 3am but sleep was to elude me further until 7am! Note to self next time ask for a room away from the hight st and from the bar due to non smokers conversing underneath your window!