Home & Hosed

Jack announced happily after school that Lucy has agreed to marry him...although it didn't sound quite so good when he revealed that she had added 'on his dying day'!

On the dodgy bank note...police took it to bank who check and discovered it was real after all. The over-zealous hardware store staff apologied unreservedly for detaining Mrs T for nearly an hour. Mmmm. No wonder folk shop online :-?