And I wish I was James Bond; Just for the Day...

Allo. The Namesh Crewsh, Bean Crewsh.

Am the Schibling of the Other Pushh, Beau. Am schlightly better educated than sche, and have a far schuperior outlook on life.

Am rather exhauschted today, having been performing recciesh on my territoriesh, whicsch lay to the Schouth of the HomeSchtead all the way to the Riverbank by the Schtation; and North ash far as the houshe on the other schide of the road, where that other Kitteh livesh.

Am finding many intereschting friendliesh.

Friendliesh, that ish, until I have to interrogate them. I find the bescht way to get informaschon from them, isch to teasch them a while, then when they think they are schafe, I bitesh off their headsh, and leave it exschamining the body, juscht as a reminder to other Friendliesh what happensh when they come nears my territory.

Scho, Ash I schaid. Very Buzy today. Need to schleep now, scho that I can wake eashily at 3 to get at them friendliesh early!