Wolverhampton marathon

It was the Wolverhampton marathon today.
All the roads are closed off and it causes mayhem
so instead we went to the playing fields round the back of
ours, watched a football match and entertained ourselves
by making our friends insane Uncle Andy race the children
whilst carrying his shoes.
Oh did we laugh!
He told me shortly afterwards that he had experienced pain just like child birth
when he bruised his sternum then sneezed.
Crazy Uncle Andy can also prove to you that ABBA are mentioned in the bible.