Busted!

Today I had an email blocked by IT for inappropriate use of language. After reviewing the email around 40 times, which incidentally said how was ur holiday and how's your first day back at work been, the only conclusion I could reach was that the use of the words 'holiday' or 'work' are no longer acceptable and have been added to the banned list along with f**k, c**t, s**t, p**s and l***h b***k (lunch break!)

On a none work related issue my iron broke. I'm debating whether I need to ask Santa for one or if i need to sort one this weekend. Can I really go 4 weeks without ironing anything. Based on the fact I only have 7 company branded work shirts I think I may know the answer to this.