Van Goff

'Ere 'Arry. Ya don't think 'im next door's gone thrown away one of them there Van Goff's, do ya ?

Nah Ethel. More like he's desperate for one of them daft blippy things he's always yammerin' abaht.

Well 'Arry, looks like van Goff to me, so it does. Maybe he's gonna sell it?

'ave you gone mad, Ethel? Don't go getting' any of them there ideas of yours. You ain't buying it Ethel, 'n that's that.

Oh but 'Arry, it looks so nice. Wouldn't it look good above the fireplace next to your moose 'ead ?

For goodness sake Ethel, don't encourage 'im. He's potty enough as it is. Ethel it's just a terrible blip thing of his trying to look posh.
Now come on Ethel, time for tea.

OK 'Arry, but it is nice.

Ethel !!!!!!!!!




douglas