SALTIRE ELF

Desperate measures today ......... except the boss came in (on his day off ?!) as I exited his office brandishing a metre or so of Jaffa cakes, calling "Are you ready?"

But that's another story. Fortunately the elf/leprechaun had leapt into my pocket in the nick of time.

I mean ....... how do you explain that to your employer? In his office, at lunch time, blue leather settees, mega Jaffa Cake tube, and a Leprechaun....?

I'm hoping he has plenty else to think about before I see him on Monday. Though if anyone can think of a plausible explanation for his close to retirement age employee's behaviour, I'd be grateful.