Crème Brûlée

Bit of a boring blip, feeling rather uninspired and have been studying all day for an exam tomorrow.
I bought a tin of crème brûlée Vaseline the other day, opened it up and discovered that someone had dunked their grubby finger right in the middle of it (whilst it had been in the shop). Yuck. Took it back to the shop and the shop assistant was horrified but happy to replace it.
Note to self- always check your lip balm before you buy it!