Tea for Two

or...
'Do You Serve Pork?'
'Grounds for Divorce'
'The Man Who Has Everything' (and now he really does...)
'That New Girlfriend of Murray's is Such a Pig!'
'Clandestine Cuppa'
'Sprung with the Wrong Woman'
...

I'm sure there's a witty title for this - somebody think of it please!

(Murray's wife says the divorce proceedings will start today.)