Ironic?

The local water companies are telling us that we are at nearly drought conditions in the South East of England. Not enough rain and a higher average temperature for the autumn combined have left reservoirs low.

Maybe they can come to Westenhanger Station and get this little lake sorted out. This morning we had an eight car puddle that at its deepest is around 5 inches.....

Failing that, how about a strategy for catching rain water? I think the expert term is "drain".