Keep out

I did mention a few weeks ago that Ma B had ordered a new bed, and it arrived just right for our wedding anniversary. Complete with all fixtures and fittings, but Ma B tells me we have to supply our own hand-cuffs. Any, we are off visiting for the weekend, and I know my darling gang of daughters can't wait to try it - they have already drawn lots. So I've left the gang of inanimate animals to guard it in my absence - I'm not having any mischief in that bed while I'm out!