Geelong

Bit of a dilemma right now; I need a haircut but I'm half red-brown / half insanely-white. If I shave ma heid I'll end up looking far more daft than normal.

What should I do?

Shave it and brave it (two weeks of Aussie summer left)?
Stick with my peely-wally palour (and deal with the slagging in January)?