Goatee Booknerd is Unwell.

Unlike Jeffrey Bernard, though, my condition is not of my own making!

Or at least I don't think it is.
The last time I was this poorly was after eating risotto. We had risotto last night...
My Lovely Other Half (who seems to have survived supper, so maybe it wasn't that?) made up a bed for me on the sofa, put the TV remote controls within reach & lit the fire. Have I mentioned she's lovely?

(Backblipped on Monday morning)