Touch the Diva

They did. Most enthusiastically. I had to repel a border at one point. He seemed more intent on disrupting things than actually watching. After I'd physically thrown him off the stage by his face I considered that I probably should have got rid of the camera and very vulnerable and expensive flash before trying to be a bouncer. Luckily half a dozen very scary Divas piled in at that moment and he ran away in terror.
Here they are

Another standard night out at Shinky Shonky