There's a Famous Seaside Place Called...

...Dunbar,
That's noted for fresh air and fun,
And Mr and Mrs Euphemist
Live there with young Euphling, their son...

...They didn't think much to the ocean,
The waves they was fiddling and small.
There was no wrecks...

...well two wrecks, me after struggling across the beach in a force stupid violent storm for a blip that has already been blipped, and my camera full of sand.

And the waves? They were keeping their heads down. I doubt if any of them were more than 30cm high!

Better big

Albert and the Lion, Marriott Edgar